I’ve written about Food Porn before, but This is why you’re fat takes the proverbial cake.

Flapjack Fiasco@This is why you’re fat

I hope no one actually eats the stuff on that page and just prepares it for shits and giggles. Just take a look at the recipe for the monstrosity pictured above:

Flapjack Fiasco
Layers from bottom to top: pancake; cookie dough; pancake; peanut butter and jelly; pancake; chocolate and bananas; pancake; caramel, oreo, marshmallow, sprinkles, M&M’s; pancake; caramel buttercream frosting granished with Trix cereal.

Mmmhh, finger-lickin' good! But it gets worse: Jell-O Mold Cheeseburger Spam Fries Baconoli Supreme Dorm Food Casserole… where dreams become heart attacks, indeed.