Overheard the following conversation about “Moaning German soldiers” (Daily Telegraph) the other day:

Germany's army too soft

Robert1966 As a Germanophile, that alway depresses me, too. 1800 years of history and all anyone can remember is the worst 20 years of it. As opposed to Bach, Beethoven, Goethe, Schiller, Heine, Nietzsche, Kant, etc., etc.

ParallelUniverseParking …and Hitler! Don’t forget Hitler.

phlegmmo Hitler was Australian.

ParallelUniverseParking I know - he was abandoned by his parents and raised by a gay kangaroo couple instead. That’s why he was such a strict vegetarian.

And that’s it folks, WWII and Nazi Germany explained in a nutshell. (via Fark) (Hitler @ the Beach courtesy of 4chan)